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J Swift

J Swift is when you get ghosted so many times you start to forget what the love of a woman is.
Dame he got J Swifted again. That guy has no luck with the ladies.
by Swifty sucks April 9, 2022
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J's Stage

The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.
Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
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I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!

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Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
by Linksjamar March 23, 2024
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J

its a j, typically located next to the h and the k on a keyboard.
by KTR1218 July 12, 2022
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Homer j fong

Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.
Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
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J Fact

A non-malicious and unknowing lie. A piece of information that may loosely resemble the truth but leaves the listener with obvious suspicion. Often circulated by those with names starting with the letter J
Jansynn: Did you know all dogs are born with ADHD?
Ethan: J fact! J fact!
by GreedyGrimer March 22, 2022
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J U A N apostle

Joe mama's saviour from another world
Person 01:- who is J U A N apostle?
Person 02:-OMG! he's joe mama's saviour dude!
by Player Null April 15, 2022
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j lex

An Albanian person who goes to the gym everyday 💪💪💪
J lex is a noun
by Ripped Biceps 123 August 31, 2022
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