A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

David

Dumbass

David is a dumbass

by Goodgiy4321 May 10, 2021

David Karnaghan

absolute fucking unit
big muscly daddy

owner of all the shuggenns
god himself

i wan david karnaghan to fuck me so hard

by @trollyeakinreal October 27, 2022

David Krumholtz as Isidor Rabi

David's Rabi, from Numb3rs to Oppenheimer, he's cracking codes and atoms!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's David Krumholtz doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: David Krumholtz as Isidor Rabi. He's Playing Isidor Rabi, cracking the atomic code bro!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

David Mc Evoy

A person who can cook good food.

"Remember Christmas dinner "
"Yeah!! That was totally david mc evoy "
"Yeah bro....... pass that blunt"

by Coolrunner64 October 2, 2016

Marc-David

The name Marc-David is not commonly used. It is used for children that are loyal, disciplined and funny. They are sentimental and charismatic and take life sometimes too seriously. Still, if you meet one named like that it will be a special and adventurous friendship.

I have got a story to tell, because I have met Marc-David the other night and it was crazy.

by Yang_Kuhlkamp November 21, 2021

David

David is a piece of shit that claims to be the greatest tech wizard on the block yet comes relies on other to fix his mathematical problems i.e. linear equations.

Damn, that David from the sample questions is a dumb fuck who doesn't even know how to fix his own TV reception.

by ItsBathy November 27, 2022