Cracked the egg

When someone farts while in the middle of sex.

"Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.

by Lucky Smppth December 4, 2016

cracked

it's when you get destroyed sexually, you can use the word fucked in its place and it means the same thing

bro, i love my new bf, he cracked me last night and now i can barely stand

by thenamelessgirl August 23, 2025

whore crack

The snuff that a "whore"gets from her Pimp

Hey, I got that whore crack from Jimmy, Need a Couple grams?

by GatorsJimmys September 18, 2019

FREE CRACK!

a feeling of euphoria when you see it

WOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!

by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023

cracked

meaning absolutely insane, manic, crazy pants. cracked. can be good or bad depending on the context

“oh my god i can’t believe you just said that. you’re genuinely cracked”

by Totinos pizza rolls February 6, 2024

Anal Crack

The are of space in between the two but cheeks (also known as butt cheeks, or ass clapers). Offten used as a jokeing, or nonoffencive, insult.

1. My anal crack is so sore from that huge crap I just took!

2. Dave: Wow your so stupid! I cant belive you fell for that!
Mike: Ha! Ha! Shut up you anal crack!

by n es November 6, 2010

Cracked

To have coitus with another being

Guy one: I got cracked so good last night everyone is getting an extra ranch no charge
Guy two: I need to get cracked it’s been three months with my right hand

by BigGuyChungus July 31, 2025