nothing bundt cakes

A store with delicious cakes and attractive work staff who are extremely underpaid. Once you start there you sell your soul to the devil. The guests often don't know what they sell ... literally read the store name 😂😂😂

Let's go get cakes at Nothing Bundt Cakes for high prices! (they do taste good tho)

by mylongshlong November 25, 2021

Fat and Meat cake

layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4

- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard

1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks

2. Combine moist ingredients

3. Preheat oven to 420

4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer

5.Cook that hoe

6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure

Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"

by scarfomfmfmfmf November 25, 2021

When the cake falls

The instance where cake collapses helplessly

I feel sad when the cake falls.

by Toxic individual February 20, 2022

Pixelated Buckle Cake

When you’re a sheltered financial crimes nerd and you don’t know what bukkake is.

We were playing cards against humanity with Sean and he called pixelated bukkake “pixelated buckle cake”

by Dicktective March 4, 2022

7 digit cake

money in 7 digits

a hoes phone number

nigga if i make it big ima be bringin home that 7 digit cake u feel me?

yo i picked up that 7 digit cake after 3 minutes on that hoe

by Griff July 1, 2004

Spanish Birthday Cake

When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.

Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?

Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it

by birthdaycakeguy August 24, 2011

Polish pound cake

(n.) the sexual act of having a group of people poop in a large bag, and then having said group of people fuck said poop bag.

I got some friends together with my girlfriend, and we made a massive Polish pound cake. That's why Stanley Steamer's at the house today.

by Gymnosperm August 7, 2010