cum flop

cumflop is when u cum and ur dick hits ur belly and ur cum flops and shoots u in the eye.

last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.

simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

messy cum

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.

girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding

by lockloadfill7577 June 3, 2018

Cum dumpster

A woman who fucks tons of guys

That bitch is a real cum dumpster.

by That Guy 333 June 11, 2018

Cum demon

A slang term for the bit of shampoo or conditioner that you didn't wash off in the shower, that you won't notice until you've already gotten out and dried off.

Damn bro you need to rinse better, you've got a cum demon on your neck!

by Uncommonly silly guy February 24, 2023

Cum button

When a guy cums in a girl’s belly button, and after it dries, she goes out in a crop top

“Does this scarf match my cum button?”

“Jessica’s crop top really shows off that cum button”

by Nerpeg and Pegson February 26, 2023

Cum-kwart

The sound cum makes when it comes out of the holster.

The cum-kwart he made was very arousing.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Cum-sculpting

The action of having sex with an inanimate object so much that it becomes stiff like a rock.

I’ve been cum-sculpting my Mikasa body pillow to fit her exact curves.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023