Your bro a hoe

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.

George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness

by No U x infinity May 13, 2018

Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.

Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

it's every way bro

Tickling one's butthole while reciting the lyrics to "IT'S EVERY DAY BRO"

It's every way bro:

"YO IT'S TESSA BROOKS, THE COMPETITION SHOOK!"

by SEXYPUTINSCROTUM September 26, 2017

Motor bro-ting

The action of motor boating a bro’s balls

Jim: yo bro this girl I was with was super freaky she motor boated my balls
Nick: oh you mean she did you a motor bro-ting, my dude
Jim: what?

Nick: what.

by Motor bro January 27, 2020

bro-mantic comedy

a comedy where two men share their love for each other in a totally non-gay way.

Hey, have you seen 'Superbad'?" It's the best bro-mantic comedy ever.

by dr_roxxo September 29, 2010

Bro Code #88

Bro Code #88 states that a bro who informs another bro of a wife/gf boob job. That bro must also show a before and after pic of said job

My bro never held up to said bro code #88.

by Mr.Wendigo June 6, 2018

Room Bruh (bro)

Roomates who get along and have eachothers back in any situation much like a brother (bro)
Follows the bro. code in any and all situations.

Adam -"hey, lemme borrow ur car for a few hours"
Mike - "forsure...but grab me some food on ur way back"
Adam-"no problem, thanks room bruh (bro)"

by bucksleezy November 14, 2009