anal cavity opening

A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.

"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

Anal Blasting Twat master

Some one who originally sticks there wangoo in a girls vagina. Then once they feel like they are about cum they stick in in the womens rectom.

Peter Boardman is a Anal Blasting Twat master and a big fan of fucking.

by Alex Screech September 25, 2005

brazilian anal dwelling monkey

A rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the Amazon jungle , it's particulary fond of setting up home in European explorers anal cavities as it's generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit

Sir Henry Hornchurch the great explorer : Hey basil my anus has been giving me grief since we set up camp I can't stop itching my rectum !!!
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper

Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet

by The double vulcan October 27, 2015

Anal Retentive Thunder Cunt

What you call someone when they dish out a random insult and you dont feel like playing that game

Foreman: Douchebag
Cunningham: Don't even start with me you Anal Retentive Thunder Cunt

by Grandmahsta J July 11, 2008

Anal Gland Shake

When the Male ejaculates into the analtorium and the female clinches her bum cheeks and twerks making a milkshake texture and drinks it.

Jeannie loves it when Bobby gives her an Anal Gland Shake

by Bobby2pistols March 16, 2019

Anal Scooby snacks

The act of which eating someone out while they poop little pieces of poop that look like Scooby snacks.

"ay mang I ate out my girl last night and got some anal Scooby snacks"

by All_righteous_doggo April 13, 2017

Aggressive Anal April

starts 2 months after fapless February and no fingering February
Everybody has to do anal on this month either to themselves or on others , you can fuck anything you want as long it has an ass hole , eg: your book , vans , your pet dog , John cena .

Anson: You ready for Aggressive Anal April
Ethan: fuck yea mate it my chance to fuck my dog , my pillow , my mom and my hoodie

by ETHANANSONMILFAIDSLGBT March 31, 2019