Un-american

Things that go against how Americans live, especially historically.

ie professionalism is being fake and America hates liars. Paperwork is anti-fighting and Americans love fighting and watching it. Cussing is freedom of speech and there's lots of sailors in america. Feelings tend to be absent of reason and logic and in america we believe in evidence not defense.

So some un-American immigrant was offended today that i called him a little communist propaganda machine. Response: Good to to hear you're taking the offensive, all these "poor me's" on the defense are un-American.

by Juncture May 18, 2024

american hide and seek

it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.

hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)

by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023

american springroll

An Asian people who have a wank.

Chinese guy: "oooh, rook at that, that guy just have an american springroll in pubric."
American guy: "oh u have such a dirty mind."

by kan_awesome July 15, 2015

Americans

Uneducated people which don't know geography.

dave is from the UK
jack is from th USA

dave: point at poland.
jack: *points at florida*
dave: you dumb f*ck, that's the US.
jack: why do you know this?
dave: Try again but point at iraq.
jack:*points at florida again*
dave: You f*ckwit, that's the US.
jack: wtf dude.
dave: and this is how americans are uneducated.
TV man: cut.

I only know Americans geography.

by MRVRPOTATO May 11, 2022

American Baseball

When somebody throw's a baseball in Your'e Anal And Large Amount Of People Watch It As It Happens.

Man,I need some Attention i Should Start American Baseballing

by IMsorrynot July 21, 2018

Little AMERICAN DOUBJraG DOUBJrULE MUAHLONNBE X

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 muahlonnbes and 8 GanBJrastas and 1 MEXIT and 1 TOEHUN 20 board game pieces that comes with this game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created little AMERICAN DouBJraG DOUBJruLe MUAHLONNBE x.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 25, 2022

american home run

two american girls having sex with someone from another country.

I hooked up with a few girls and got that american home run.
you guys down for an american home run?

by zellababy95 January 19, 2022