A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.
by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022
Get the Wet michealmug. 1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!
by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008
Get the wet the muffinmug. by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023
Get the Wet wipemug. when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass
by Niznet January 17, 2024
Get the wet buttholemug. by John Adam’s March 30, 2024
Get the Wetmug. When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.
In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."
Get your nose wet.
Get your nose wet.
by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025
Get the Get your nose wetmug. by snake ruiz September 27, 2012
Get the Phantom Wetnessmug.