Lemon Zippered

Code phrase for planing, haveing or already have had sex.

Michal and Kimm both agree that Thompson should get her lemon zippered.

by AssJockey. June 18, 2007

Nut Zapper

It is any item that is made of a romote and a zapping device (when u press the button on the romote the device zaps). its called nut zapper because it's used to zap nuts. try to stick the device to your friend's or enemy's of any nerd's naked nuts when he's asleep and order him to obey all ur orders or he will be nut zapped. ir u try it to yourself u will feel the pain for several minutes, so he won't disobey a single order.

Man, once in the camp 5 to 7 enemies whome i hate attacked me while asleep and stuck that nut zapper device into my nuts. it was midnight when each gave an order and i couldn't disobey and when i disobeyed two to three orders i was zapped and that was so painful i felt it for 30 minutes. some of the orders were burn ur boots and socks, eat a living spider, lick the sand, and the worst was ot burn my clothes, finally i agreed and burned them all. next day was a disaster part of my ass was showing and the boxers were ashes and the trouser was torn and black and i was bare shirt and barefooted

by michael-mikey November 6, 2007

Zipperhead

1. A person with a closed mind, or is narrow-minded.

2. The name of a kickass shop on South Street in Philadelphia, which gained fame from the music group The Dead Milkmen.

That guy from down the street is a total zipperhead...he doesn't like anyone but himself.

by PunkRockGirl March 8, 2004

Zipperhead

One who extends the realms of their though, as though through unzipping their minds. Usually involves the use of LSD and other psychedelic drugs.

zip zip zip
what lies in the pit
only the zipperheads know

by Nosada November 26, 2010

zipperhead

when a guy closes a zipper on the head of his dick.

Ted (holding himself): Owwwww!
Billy: What's wrong with you?
Ted: I zipperheaded myself when I went to the bathroom...

by modernmusicisstupid July 14, 2010

zipper

the white dotted line on the roads

that jackass is riding the zipper

by transporter74 July 31, 2009

Rusty zipper

When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.

"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "

by Nastycar August 19, 2015