The annoying type of immature girl that is high on hormones. They are easily identifiable. You know a girl that's 11 years old when (in a stereotypical view):
-You see her always with her friends
-She holds hands and/or links elbows with her friends
-Asks for Facebook all the time
-Internet begins to infect her
-Develops an addiction to pink and sparkles
-Begins to hate school more than ever
-Wears BFF shirts and bracelets and has too many sleepovers
-Has highlights in her hair and wears furry boots
-Kind of gets bratty
-CHOCOLATE.
-"Eww!"
-Hates boys
-Addiction to Twilight
-Squeals too much
-You see her always with her friends
-She holds hands and/or links elbows with her friends
-Asks for Facebook all the time
-Internet begins to infect her
-Develops an addiction to pink and sparkles
-Begins to hate school more than ever
-Wears BFF shirts and bracelets and has too many sleepovers
-Has highlights in her hair and wears furry boots
-Kind of gets bratty
-CHOCOLATE.
-"Eww!"
-Hates boys
-Addiction to Twilight
-Squeals too much
I saw a pair of 11-Year-Old Girls last night at the ice skating rink. I couldn't be there for a whole minute, that's how annoying they are. Ugh.
by TheReshiram December 1, 2010
Get the 11-Year-Old Girlmug. An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.
by Revort August 10, 2008
Get the 10,000 Year Old Dickmug. Joe: Hey Bob I gave your mom the 40 year old Virgin.
Bob: What's that?
Joe: One pump and then I just nutted in her.
Bob: What's that?
Joe: One pump and then I just nutted in her.
by Doe John July 17, 2007
Get the 40 year old virginmug. by blueFlameBat May 7, 2009
Get the 12-Year-Old Girlmug. Someone who wanks to YouTube videos.
Ex.
-Christian 12 year old: Hey, do you want to finish the castle on our Minecraft server?
-All regular 12 year olds in unison: No, I'm going to go watch some YouTube videos then go to bed.
Ex.
-Christian 12 year old: Hey, do you want to finish the castle on our Minecraft server?
-All regular 12 year olds in unison: No, I'm going to go watch some YouTube videos then go to bed.
by Throbbing Llama March 23, 2018
Get the 12 Year Old Boymug. by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006
Get the 40 year old virginmug. You say 33 year old dwarf in conversation to describe something shocking, unexpected or surprising (something that you did not see coming - see example 1). It could also be used to describe an unexpected development.
Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.
Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.
1.) "Abbey came out as gay at Michelle's party, that was a 33 year old dwarf.
"Really? I always suspected she might be.
2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."
"But he's so shy."
"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."
3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.
"Really? I always suspected she might be.
2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."
"But he's so shy."
"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."
3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.
by emilymarch1992 September 24, 2011
Get the 33 Year Old Dwarfmug.