your mom

What every 12yr old says to every question you ask them.

Person 1: wuts up biches

12 year old: Your Mom. (Laugh)

by SuDUCKtion December 28, 2015

your mom

literally the best comeback to anything.

Person 1: OW! I just banged my toe!
You: And I just banged your mom!
Person 1: e

by c0mp1ex_val November 2, 2021

your mom

what my friend Lucas says all the time

Me- who was the first president?
Lucas- Your mom

by justindanieldomowenlucasnick November 23, 2019

Your mom

"Your Mom" Is a type of cow that tends to be much heavier than most cows, often exceeding the weight limit on public roads

Is that a cow?

No, that's your mom

by Chicken nuggie 4 January 24, 2022

Your mom

An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.

Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Your mom

Is so fat that the Earth would move back up. All would be as it once was

Your mom is fat

by Dabigpp January 17, 2023

Your mom

Insert yo mama joke her,what it couldnt fit cause your mom so fat.

"your mom fat ha" 4th grader

by GAY ALEX IS GAY January 22, 2022