waffle stomp

When one poops in the shower, and stomps it down the drain with bare feet. making the poop into what looks like waffles

dude, i shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain. waffle stomp

by MrBigglesworth1990 January 21, 2012

qwerty waffle

when you crap on someone's laptop keyboard and close the lid

I left you a QWERTY waffle for lunch.

by not an IT manager May 20, 2014

Cum Waffle

An interesting insult! It i means that you are a douche bag, or a jerk. Its usually used by friends to throw another off his game. They focus in on the word used and forget what they are even talking about.

A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.

"Dude your a fucking cum waffle." (Reaction) "Wtf? did you just call me a cum waffle?"

Mission complete.

by Dortez November 14, 2007

waffle game

the game in which a group of males sit around a table with a waffle in the middle. the goal of the game is to jack-off onto the waffle while not be that last to cum. whoever is that last to cum on the waffle, or fails to cum onto the waffle must eat it.

a grand pasttime of lonely guys is the waffle game

by Derek D'Gilly June 13, 2004

waffle

To shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.

I locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but I got waffled instead.

I just peeled this piece of shit off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.

by The Weatherman May 6, 2008

Wafflecrapper

An extremely hot woman, so hot, she could do anything idiotic or gross, and it wouldn't matter.

Coined by Dr. Drew on LoveLine.

1: Person A: Dude, check out that woman picking her nose.
Person B: Yeah, but she's a total wafflecrapper, so it doesn't matter.

2: Person A: Dude, you just spilled your coffee all over me.
Person B: Sorry man, I was checking out that wafflecrapper.

by BrianaBreakdown July 3, 2009

wafflebutt

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.

That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.

by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006