Woody

Woody is a cowboy toy from the movie Toy Story.

Woody: You are a toy!
Buzz: I am a space ranger!
Woody: You are a fucking toy!
Buzz: Shut the hell up!

by DOGMAN_5676 May 26, 2020

Woody

An average guy that is attractive and rails all his frenimies women because they can't resist. And he senses the so called friends are fake as fuck.

Mike sure gave Jack a hard time last week at work jim... its all good Jack's a woody he'll laugh it off with Mike's woman nadia when he leaves town again, she can't help herself around jack .

by Taker of shit 6969 February 29, 2020

hoodie-woody

Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.

Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

Woody the dog

Woody the dog is the most amazing dog in the world, sadly he died but he is amazing

I wish i was woody the dog
Woody the dog is a dead legend

by Sausage gobbler2069 March 26, 2023

woody bullger

Someone who is dumb and always asks dumb questions and needs a budussy check

A yo grant you are being a woody bullger as I speak

by Bdmsmcjsm September 12, 2021

Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

woody

a big 6ft 5 stud. They call him Daniel 'woody' Redwood

Oi woody, leaves those kids alone!

by Daniel 'woody' redwood February 10, 2022