own a plantation of raisin trees

milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.

by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019

you ain't got no raisins

A phrase used to say someone is acting as if they had no one to raise them. Someone who is acting aloof.
When you are out of dried grapes.

"Little boy, you ain't got no raisins, do you?"

by Kik: Uselessasset December 27, 2016

Raisin Bread

An expression of extreame joy or excitement; A replacement for yeet and swag; also knows as a sassy come back

Ex 1
Person 1: Hey I just got a new console today!
Person 2: Wow dude that's totally raisin bread!

Ex 2
Person 1: Shut up you asshole
Person 2: Raisin bread

by Zanderbell June 11, 2016

Raisins Brah

Raisin Bran? No. Raisins Brah.

Did u hear Jacob yesterday? He was high and screaming at Gina, "RAISINS BRAH"

by Javocaflea42 May 3, 2021

Raisin

anyone older than you

your boyfriends birthday’s is April 16th, 1998 and your birthday’s December 29th, 1999. he is your raisin.

by olivvvvvvvvvvvvia April 22, 2019

raisin Cain

Making a huge noisy fuss due to your having run out of dehydrated grapes.

Parents should think twice about reaching for the "raisin'-cane" (i.e., the "hick'ry stick" that supposedly helps in bringing up children, but often harms more that it helps; it's been outlawed in many areas of the world, thank goodness!) if their little ones start "raisin Cain" about not having sweet-tasting dried fruit to flavor their morning cereal --- just YOU have a go at trying to choke down a big bowl of unflavored oatmeal or rice, and see how well YOU like it!!!

by QuacksO December 3, 2019

Roid raisins

The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.

Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.

by Justin Sydem May 3, 2021