Windemere

A rather isolated area in the city of San Ramon, CA in the East Bay Area. A neighborhood of upper middle-class houses fill the area (like much of San Ramon), yet if you look closely enough a few low-income apartment complexes (also see affordable housing) are tucked away behind walls, and inbetween other, higher-income complexes. There is relatively nothing to do, nor are there any stores or restaraunts. Shopping or eating usually requires of a 10 minute drive either north or south on Bollinger Canyon. This also seems to be one of the few areas of San Ramon that cops do not completely infest, but they will still be more than happy to show up on your doorstep for a simple noise complaint. The newly-constructed library and community center attempt to provide some sort of entertainment for the residents of the Windemere area. However, any students or young adults resort to alcohol, weed, ectsasy, or other drugs to pass the time. A highschool is under construction and DVC (Diablo Valley College) is opening a campus nearby as well.

Rob moved to Windemere but was bored. Rob overdosed on crystal meth.

by Windemere Resident October 25, 2006

wendelled

to become drunk, stoned or otherwise to the point of nonsensical jibberish. In honour of legendary NewsToday.com user 'wendell'.

"I've have a bad day, got to get to the pub and get wendelled"

by rasko October 3, 2003

wide stance

A term for a homosexual, conservative, white-collar person in a position of power who doesn't want his sexuality to be publicly revealed.

Trent Lott has a wide stance.

by Rundy September 16, 2007

wide vag

when a women (whore) has had sexual intercourse so much that her vagina is ripped open and is constantly flabbing around. The viginal opening is so wide that the women could fit over three large penises in side at a time during sexual relations.

1)Holy shit i was with katies mom last night and her vag was so wide there was no need for lube.

2) That chick had such a wide vag that it flabbs around when she runs around.

3) EWW i was having sex last night with some hooker and her vag was so wide that it felt like fucking a bowl of jello.

4) Fuck i hate wide vags it a complete waste of a boner/stiffy.

5) billy: shit i hate my wifes wide vag
steven: HEY IT HAPPENS !!!!!

by Chode1234Police February 13, 2009

Wander

The over-pimp. A dude that looks almost like a girl, wears sandals, and will bring a bitch back from the dead.

A sexy beast in a girly-boy sort of way, and yet doesn't possess any of the girly actions, emo dialogue, or any desire to cook his food, use the bathroom, drink water, or have seemingly any present sex drive.

The man that was narrating the lyrics in Rob Zombie's Superbeast.

Dormin: "The price you pay may be heavy indeed..."
Wander: "That doesn't matter."

All that for a dead bitch!? Wander's so fucking hardcore. He'd better get pussy after this.

by Wander January 28, 2008

double wide

A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a double-wide trailer, and is therefore more committed to the trailer than a single wide is.

He'll be in that dirty old trailer park till the day he dies. He is so double wide.

by wordguy2 March 9, 2010

wandering vagina

1. The condition resulting from an untreated case of restless vagina syndrome. The vagina, at first restless, becomes so dissatisfied that it wanders in search of more amenable conditions.

2. A small town in Manitoba, Canada.

1. When her boyfriend didn't take it seriously, Jill's RVS developed into raging case of wandering vagina. Thankfully, her condition was easily treated by some deep dicking.

2. I entered Wandering Vagina in the middle of the afternoon on an August day; the heat was unbearable.

by Tukwi April 26, 2010