Wii jock

(1)Anyone who constantly works out on thier WiiFit system.

(2) Anyone who excels on any Wii sport games.

Since J.T. bought a WiiFit he now becoming such a Wii jock & he's a excellent Wii Jock on Wii baseball too!

by BruinKiller3469 March 25, 2009

Wii U

The fricking disgrace of a console that is somehow a sequel to the best console ever, the Wii

Guy #1: Hey, you got a Wii?
Guy #2: Yeah, I've got a Wii U!
Guy #1: you God forsaken disgrace of a failed abortion...

by Scott The Woz October 31, 2020

Wii lass

Female version of Wii lad.

A: Hey, that girl's been talking about the new Nintendo constantly.
B: Yeah, she's a Wii lass.

by Tesko Virgo May 02, 2006

Wii-tard

Adjective describing persons who are slow, poor, or incompetent at playing and/or understanding the Wii games or Wii game system.

While playing bowling on the Wii game system, Jerry immortalized his status as a Wii-tard by continually throwing the bowling ball backwards.

by Dr. KB December 23, 2008

Wii-Tarded

The act of getting down with the Wii until it gets Wii-Tarded up in here.

Grant: Yo nigs, where you at?
Patrick: I'm getting Wii-Tarded!!!!!

...

Grant: Shit is mad gay.
Patrick: Nu-uh you're gay.

by Gpopper. March 05, 2010

wii hangover

wii hangover- adj the felling of soreness that you get after playing the nintindo wii for a really long time. often due to wii sports tennis boxing or base ball. can often refer to a long night masterbation where one fells soreness from masterbating

dude after beating star wars on the wii last night my arm is freaking sore. i think i might have "wii hangover"

dude you need to stop watching porn you could get a wii hangover

by gay for tina fey February 14, 2009

wii-kend

The weekend for geeks and gamers, action packed with video games and masturbation.

"I can't wait for the wii-kend, I'm gonna play video games and masturbate to anime till it hurts!"

by Larry Sellers December 09, 2006