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Winter's Worth of Wheat

A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.
"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."
by Päällikkö March 6, 2022
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Frosted Mini Wheat

I busted all over him, turned him into a frosted mini wheat.
by Taztim September 13, 2022
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assault the wheat

When you're too tired to say "hit the hay", but just awake enough to let your violent primal urges slip out.
God damn, I'm tired, I'm gonna assault the wheat.
by Literal Code October 29, 2022
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Didn't you have your Wheaties?

Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.
"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"
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Wheaton College

Wheaton College is a quirky, close-knit college community that emphasizes people before ideas. South of Boston, Massachusetts, Wheaton is a 'home away from home' for many people. Professors and students actually know each other and work together.

Despite the tendency of many of its students to bitch about everything, giving little acknowledgement to everything that is being made available to them, this is a place where bright kids learn, contribute and make life-long friendships.

Wheaton is a place where people are taught to think about how they can contribute to the world more than just compelling them to enter the work-force as anonymous drones.

Contrary to popular belief, Wheaton is not teeming with collar poppers and trendy fashionistas. It is home to one of the countries largest populations of scholarship-supported students in a small college setting.
I attended Wheaton College because I was inspired to do more with my life than just being well educated.
by alumnae/i July 16, 2008
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whoah supp girl

the slang term used to describe a "hot" or "sexy" female that has been spotted
a cute girl walks by*
Derek: "whoah supp girl"
Eli: "yeah, whoah supp girl"
by Eli Gover August 27, 2009
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whether weather

What you base a plan of action on concerning the weather.
She said she would go on the hayride tomorrow depending on the whether weather.
by Someonefromearth October 17, 2009
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