Welfare

Welfare is a Minecraft Tournament discord server that also includes edating. Since the start it has slowly become a dating server

Welfare.exe has the worst randomized teams.

by kikoman soy sauce October 6, 2020

welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.

Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Nibba Welfare House

The term Nibba Welfare House stands for the big red brick building in Tilted Towers. The name origins from the tiny apartmens inside which leads to the conlusion the building is provided by Fortnites government to help the poor people of Tilted Towers to have somewhere to live. Those poor people are protected by the great FunkOps Nibbas who fight against cis-gender white males that try to invade the home of the Nibbas.

Player 1: "Where we droppin bois?"
Player 2: "Tilted Towers, Nibba Welfare House of course!"

by crabblecrab October 9, 2018

Welfare Weed

Pot that is cheaper because it is mid grad quality. Usually, people in the poor working class will buy this because of it's cheap price. Sometimes, people will wait until the first of the month to get this kind of pot.

I have a joint to burn, but it's welfare weed, so it's going to have to be a fatty. OR Go out and find me herb, just don't bring back any welfare weed.

by JerryNicoDemon January 19, 2021

Welfare Warrior

An unemployed shit talker who needs government assistance to stay off the streets.

Johnny: “Don’t walk through that neighborhood, it’s full of welfare warriors”
Tim: “Oh shit, I didn’t notice since its night time”

by Goofy Goober YEA September 25, 2025

Welfare Lesbian

A woman who insatiably craves dick, but thinks men are the bane of existence... takes every cent she can from the government and is happy to adopt and foster every kid she can get her hands on because it will increase her monthly income

Tammy has four kids, but has eight more living in her house... getting about $200 per kid, what a welfare lesbian

by Kramardi August 21, 2022

Welfare Wannabe

A broke poser receiving public assistance who tries to get close to celebrities or other wealthy people without spending any money. Then they brag to others about their ability to frequent places where famous people spend time. Their reports are meant to make them seem important and/or wealthy, even though they are actually receiving some form of welfare.

The Welfare Wannabe camped in a tent near the home of a multi-million dollar home owned by a celebrity, and then reported that he was vacationing on the property adjacent to the home of the celebrity.

by ZohanSam June 17, 2019