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weenis

A word I made up, that I was unaware others made up too. I made it up when somebody I know said that a hot dog looked like a penis. My intention was to use the word as a joke and play a prank on both my brother and my parents by having my brother ask my parents what a weenis was because it sounds like it might be an obscene word, but it really isn't in the general dictionary.
"Hey Dad, what's a weenis?," asked my brother.
"There is no such thing." Said my Dad, frustatingly.
Quietly, I laughed, knowing I had once again succeeded in one of my pranks.
by JoshuaM December 28, 2005
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www.Wednesday

www.Wednesday is when you decide to take a few ecstasy pills mid-week, for no particular reason at all.

The three W's stand for wasted, wankered and worn.
"I can't believe I had another www.Wednesday, I knew I had work the next day."
by Psardy July 5, 2008
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Wednesday

Discretely used to describe a sexual activity that suggests humping without using the actual word. Wednesdays have long been known by workers as hump day.
Two male office workers were chatting when an attractive woman walked by. One turned to the other and said 'Man, I'd like to Wednesday that.'
by Office worker August 12, 2012
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Wednesday

Verb: The act of smoking marijuana before school (often on a late start) at the house of the local burnout. The process usually involves eating large quatities of junk food and smoking a shit-ton of weed.
EXAMPLE 1

Ryan: Yo, we're gonna wednesday at Dumbass's house, you in?

Noah: Hell yeah, I just bought an eighth.

Ryan: Damn straight, this wednesday sesh is goin downnn.

EXAMPLE 2

Francisco: Yo, you gonna make it to the sesh before school this Wednesday?

Darrien: Nah man, I can't, I have shit to do before school. Let's Wednesday next week.
by sk8rman02 March 16, 2011
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weenis

oh man, I just stubbed my weenis
by Torie Bish June 24, 2008
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weenis

a combination of weiner and penis, it's someone who is not not quite being a dick but acting a little more lame than being a weiner.
Nadine is being such a weenis today, which is no surprise cause she is the original weenis!
by godfather2069 August 26, 2009
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ash wednesday

The day 40 days before Good Friday in the Catholic/Christian Calendar. Marks the beginning of Lent.
by John the Baptist March 16, 2004
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