Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.
Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank
by Sandenc October 16, 2006
One who habitually stays home, or in places comfortable to them. A condition often accompanied by heavy marijuana use and a pale pallor. Also described as someone with an unwillingness to show up for fun stuff.
Drummer: Oh man, we need Dylan to dial in that guitar solo! Did you call him?
Pianist: Yeah, but that home-wanker won't answer! You know he's playin' x-box or something.
Pianist: Yeah, but that home-wanker won't answer! You know he's playin' x-box or something.
by Alligator Fuck Master December 18, 2009
1) When the muscle of one arm is pumped up due to too much masturbation.
2) When one arm is aching because of too much masturbation.
3) When one arm is aching due to the repeated performance of a task such as sanding down a piece of wood.
2) When one arm is aching because of too much masturbation.
3) When one arm is aching due to the repeated performance of a task such as sanding down a piece of wood.
by he_who_pwns_j00 October 18, 2006
An insult toward Jehovah's Witness. First recorded use was in GradeAUnderA's video, "People I Hate at my Door", where Grade uses it as an example of how NOT to react to Jehovah's.
"OH MY GOD!! Fucking Jehovah's WANKERS come to MY house, and politely ask me if I have a few minutes spare to talk about God!...BASTARDS!! HOW DARE THEY?!"
by Turn the Lights Off August 04, 2016
The slight feeling of guilt a man feels immediately after masturbation, brought about by a possible sense of shame, regret, hollowness inside about the absence of a girlfriend, or all of the above. This come-down is normally felt by a man who realises that his onanistic practices are merely filling the void in his life that should be occupied by a girlfriend and this feeling is nature's way of telling him that evenings alone in front of the TV sat flicking between late-night Bongo channels is not the answer.
I was bored again last night so I choked the chicken, which was ineveitably followed by Wanker's Remorse
by Patrick Antonis August 21, 2006
1. A wanker of the Chinese variety. Usually attributed to those people who take advantage of others friendship while regularly doing and saying stupid things. Can be used as a derogatory insult even if there is seemingly no chinese connection, in fact this is most often the case.
2. A fun thing to say at random times for little or no reason in order to invoke others into repeating the term.
2. A fun thing to say at random times for little or no reason in order to invoke others into repeating the term.
1. Hakeem : Let's go to the shops today boys
Sam : Yeah ok
Jim : Sure thing
At the shops - Hakeem : I forgot my money, could you buy me some sweets? And a drink? And some donuts?
Jim : For fucks sake hakeem
Sam : You're such a Chinese wanker
2. Sam : Aha what a wanker
Jim : Seems a little Chinese too
Liam : A chinese wanker for sure
Sam : True Chinese wanker
Jim : Chi Chi Chi Chinese wanker!!!
All : Chinese Wanker!!!
Sam : Yeah ok
Jim : Sure thing
At the shops - Hakeem : I forgot my money, could you buy me some sweets? And a drink? And some donuts?
Jim : For fucks sake hakeem
Sam : You're such a Chinese wanker
2. Sam : Aha what a wanker
Jim : Seems a little Chinese too
Liam : A chinese wanker for sure
Sam : True Chinese wanker
Jim : Chi Chi Chi Chinese wanker!!!
All : Chinese Wanker!!!
by SirSammyG July 12, 2016
Used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 wanks in a day.
Common with self-employed geeks and students.
Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.
Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues
Common with self-employed geeks and students.
Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.
Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues
Typical conversation:
M: "My bell end is red-raw."
J: "Why's that?"
M: "Wanker's Dozen"
J: "I am Not suprised"
M: "My bell end is red-raw."
J: "Why's that?"
M: "Wanker's Dozen"
J: "I am Not suprised"
by Lamb McDan May 11, 2009