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wake up call

Oral sex between 6 and 8 a.m.
Everyone deserves a wake up call...
by skorpionlady September 5, 2005
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Wake, Bake, and Wade

The act of waking up, smoking herb, and going for a swim.

The purpose of this is to calm you down and relax you. The preferred time for this event is 7-8AM, because it won't be too hot. This can be done alone, or in a small group of no more than 5. Too many people would ruin the relaxed environment. It is acceptable to be in a hot tub instead. It is also acceptable to be nude.
Guy 1: *yawn* Hey last night was great, babe.

Girl 1: You're telling me.
Guy 1: Let's go smoke a bowl by the pool then go in the hot tub.
Girl 1: I'm up for a Wake, Bake, and Wade.
by GodsInfantry August 18, 2010
mugGet the Wake, Bake, and Wademug.

wake n snake

When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.
My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!
by lucian246 May 20, 2015
mugGet the wake n snakemug.

waking up pregnant

when a person gets unbelievably drunk that its inevitable they will wake up pregnant, funnier when used on guys
Mike had 4 long islands and 2 mind erasers last night that betch is definately waking up pregnant.
by preggoleggo June 11, 2011
mugGet the waking up pregnantmug.

Wake up denial

Refusing to wake up,no matter how loud your mom's scream is, or your shitty Samsung alarm.
I had serious Wake up denial this morning.
by Trollblox October 18, 2017
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wake that tea up

To bring back the energy of a situation that either happened recently, or a while ago.
Person 1 - You know “Girl” been asking people for money as charity but she actually using them to pay her bills?

Person 2 - Hold on.. WAKE THAT TEA UP!! She lucky she got no money from me!
by etherentz August 1, 2023
mugGet the wake that tea upmug.

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