waffle stomp

the act of stepping on feces in the shower as to push it down the drain through the slotted drain cover creating a waffle like poop squirt. waffle stomped - past, waffle stomping - present progressive waffle stomper - nasty hoe

After eating some taco bell, bad bottom bitch Bobby used his fleet enema while taking a shower at the local bath house. To his horror, the drain cover was welded in place, forcing Bobby to waffle stomp the massive dookie down the drain.

by HellaGood1999 June 17, 2018

Bonus Waffle

A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.

"Where'd you get the Eggo?"

"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"

by Nick Soapdish April 22, 2013

stop waffling

When someone is chatting bare shit you need to tell them to 'stop waffling'

Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'

Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'

by PussyMuncher900 April 10, 2017

Chicago waffle

Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.

"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."

by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015

medium waffle

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by booty69bigtits December 19, 2017

Waffle Stomp

Something that curly-haired homeschoolers enjoy doing.

Sully decided to waffle stomp our shower. He defecated onto the shower drain and then ground the fecal matter through the grate with his bare feet.

by doorbell master September 30, 2021

waffle stomp

when you shit standing up in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your heel

i had to waffle stomp lats night because i couldnt hold it in long enough

by Yomomgym December 20, 2019