undercarriage

Very simple. This is your pet's fucking stomach.

Kitty loves it when you scratch her undercarriage.

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

underwear voodoo

Acquiring someones underwear in order to bind that person to you sexually through personal scent, bodily juices and sexual mojo.

Dude, I totally stole her underwear after wear fucked last nite. I'm going to be performing some serious underwear voodoo tonight when I'm at home by myself.

by RdEx August 17, 2011

Underwear

The undergarments a guy wears just about anytime other then when hes knows hes about to score. They are barely holding on to life and could only be identified as underwear by either the owner or a person with a creative mind. Unlike famine underwear, men will wear this for an indefinite period of time until said garment vaporizes.

Just put on my favorite pair of underwear and it disintegrated

by inspectah gadget April 17, 2010

Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.

To understand more about "Magic Underwear", or Garments, and other Mormon beliefs go to www.mormon.org, chat with live people that can truthfully and clearly answer your questions, any question, and they will answer you.

Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

by Just to Clarify April 8, 2011

underware

Underwear, made using tableware.

"Look at her 'underware' she's covering her breasts using dinner plates!" , " I like having pillow fights in my underware."

by Jonathan Yang March 12, 2008

Undercarriage

If you are a little pudgy, your gut may sag down when doing push ups or copulating. This can be particularly unattractive as during vigorous sex, it may swing from side to side, back and forth, much like a metronome. In extreme cases, the folds of fat, or female breasts, may slap together making a sound not dissimilar to the sound of a sealion performing for food at shows at many zoos. This noise is known as flap or tat slapping.

"Dude, I was fucking Cindy in the ass"
"Awesome dude! How was it?"
"Great, but her undercarriage was swinging around, almost knocked me off balance"
"Eww. Sick dude"

by jizzmong hunter August 22, 2009

star spangled underwanger

a term used to define:
1:a prince albert piercing with a particularly bling dickring

2:a pair of glitteratti boxers, similar to michael jacksons sequined glove...

oh my, his star spangled underwanger stunned me!

by i_hate_manboobs_05-06 December 24, 2005