teeth niggers

those dark little squares that always find their way onto your teeth after eating. no matter what is eaten, teeth niggers just appear. they wedge themselves between teeth or between the tooth and gum. very embarrassing when you are not aware

i was eating plain vanilla yogurt and by God those teeth niggers climbed onto my teeth!

by WeinerRedeemer November 15, 2009

tic tac teeth

Having tiny little rounded teeth that are disproportionately small for the owners mouth.

"He would be a hottie if it weren't for those TIC TAC TEETH".

by Barbiegirl007 June 15, 2006

Eu teeth

Europoor's neglected teeth.

Edward never brushes his teeth or go to the dentist. Now he has eu teeth.

by Will 11112 December 8, 2016

Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period .

I got my vampire teeth last night .

by eilís August 11, 2007

spinach teeth

When you eat spinach and get this nasty dry feeling in your mouth.

"mom i don't want to eat my salad, i'll get spinach teeth again.

by popcornshrimp March 11, 2010

Brush my Teeth

Masturbation.
Good ole' masturbation.

Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."

by werdna250. July 4, 2010

Poop Teeth

The nasty sick feeling and taste in your mouth after a night of drinking that won't go way no matter how many times you brush your teeth.

Damn Jayla i have brushed my like 5 times and i still have the rankest poop teeth.

by V4GIN4 August 22, 2008