turkish poncho

When a man uses a shirt to clean the cum off himself, and unknowingly wears it the next day with all of the dried cum stains.

"I wore a turkish poncho the other day without realizing it."

by tide pod January 23, 2018

Turkish mudslide

When someone wipes their ass with their hand and give you a handjob.

Hey baby, could you make burritos for dinner? I’d like a Turkish mudslide tonight.

by Llihmas January 30, 2020

Turkish Vibeout

The Turkish Vibeout is the formal rule which states that one must ALWAYS get the lady he banged the night before out of the house by 9:30 am.

Roommate 1: "dude, what's that chick still doing here? I'ts 9:45 already"
Roommate 2: "ooo were just hanging out today, watching some movies."
Roommate 1: "GET HER OUT NOW! TURKISH VIBEOUT man are you serious? I'm trying to make some breakfast and have man talk with my friends"

by blowmaz December 6, 2011

turkish popscicle

When you fill a water balloon in the shape of a penis and put in the freezer to later be used as an ice dildo

ramming your vagina with a frozen cock, (turkish popscicle)

by that_dude_66 February 23, 2011

Turkish Litterbox

When someone shits inside a girls pussy and another pisses in her ass. Afterwards double penetration is performed without use of a condom or any form of contraception.

She was turned into a Turkish Litterbox.

by KidStealer42 January 19, 2023

Turkish Neckerchief

When you drape your dick and balls around your partners neck.

Babe you look cold, how about a Turkish Neckerchief.

by Slimy Pickles December 25, 2022

Turkish Frostbite

The act of eating peppermints, York Pati’s, and other mint type foods and then licking a woman’s butthole.

It’s hard to eat right now, my mouth is still cool from giving my girl Turkish Frostbite last night.

by Col. Nasty69 July 2, 2021