Mormon Trail

The nice little path of hair running from a man's belly button to his happy place. The trail that leads to paradise.
I hate when men shave or wax too much because there is nothing as tempting as the Mormon trail showing just above his jeans.
by A-Ba January 23, 2008
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Snail Trail

A trail of pussy goo that is transferred to the thighs of your pants whilst recieving a lap dance.
Oh shit! Brooke's gonna know I went to the strip bar, my freakin pants have snail trails!
by Bobberto January 29, 2006
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Snail Trail

Immeditately following ejaculation; dragging your penis across your partners back leaving a fresh, slimy, and glistening trail. Not unlike that left by a snail on the sidewalk.
"I saw a homeless guy passed out on a park bench, so I left a Snail Trail on his back, and took his sandwich."
by Corey Trevor May 08, 2006
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Joy Trail

Steve thrust his erect member into Joan's dripping wet Joy Trail ,causing her to scream.
by longlance54 September 15, 2009
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Slug Trail

The residue left on bed linens after a man ejaculates, cleans up the bulk of the semen, and then sleeps naked, allowing the remaining liquid occupying the dead volume of his reproductive organs to leak out slowly. The man's flaccid penis is then remarkably analogous to a slug, leaving ooze trails as it squirms about.
WOMAN: "You were amazing. Come cuddle with me, stud."
MAN: "Just a second, let me put my boxers back on, I don't want to leave slug trails all over your Egyptian cotton sheets."
by threonine June 22, 2011
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Snail Trail

A man who has a thin strip of hair from his belly-button to his pubic region. Also known as treasure trail, or highway to heaven.
Oh my god, did you see the snail trail on him?

I was foolin' around with Brad last night, and he had a fuckin' snail trail, I was like - eeew!
by Mr. Merge May 27, 2005
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Fart trail

The process of tightning your but cheeks and letting loose continous little farts while walking usally more than 3 to 5 steps for fear of ripping one ginormous fart
Oscar: holy crap dude...
Jason: what?
Oscar: I totaly farted a huge trail back there. It mustve been that entire hall way!!
Jason: is that what that tapping sound was?!!? Man that mustve been a huge fart trail, that tapping was going on for a good minute and a half!!!!!

Oscar: YEAH!! LOL!!!
Hot chick in the hall way: OMFG!! Whats that smell!!!
Oscar: dude! Lets gtfo of here!!!
by Oscar "th3omaster" valenz March 15, 2010
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