"Chewing the Towel" refers to the act of performing oral sex on a girl who is currently on her period. "Towel" is slang for the feminine hygiene product girls use whilst menstruating.
"Dude, my girl and I want to hook up, but she's on her period. Guess I'm chewing the towel tonight."
by Baron06 April 19, 2010
Get the Chewing the Towelmug. What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Beach Towelmug. When the old lady is ready to bang you and she doesn't want to sleep in a wet spot, this is wife code for "foreplay's over, time to get it on"
by Geedavey March 31, 2009
Get the Get a towelmug. A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .
by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023
Get the Soggy Towelmug. When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
by flyingholly March 29, 2015
Get the Towel Situationmug. A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.
by mensismans January 22, 2017
Get the Weed Towelmug. by Ktin665 May 11, 2011
Get the gaping towelmug.