Toronto Ketchup Fingers

When you finger a girl on her period, you wipe your fingers on a burger, and you eat it with your partner while masturbating.

I gave my girl the Toronto Ketchup Fingers during dinner yesterday.

by BigFungus88 March 20, 2024

Toronto Person

A person so far up their own ass they could only be from Toronto. Includes self-described “Renaissance Men”, wordsmiths, and Liberal brown nosers of the highest order.

A person who only parrots Liberal Party of Canada talking points, becoming aggressive and resorting to name calling when their views are challenged.

That account only posts pro-Trudeau content - must be a Toronto Person.

That Toronto Person has shit on his nose!

Toronto People claim to be liberal, but really they just hate anyone who doesn’t agree with their narrow world view.

by TruCrimes January 27, 2024

Toronto Omlet

Cereal that has the milk poured first, then the cereal.

"What's with this bowl of milk."
"Oh, It's my Toronto Omlet. I'm not done making it yet."

by Shart Truce June 22, 2019

Toronto sober

To abstain from substances and alcohol, with the exception of ketamine

Like California sober but in the 6ix

“Hey man want a drink?”

“No thanks, I’m toronto sober tonight”
“Cool, here’s some k”

by 666_unicorn_666 September 19, 2025

University of Toronto Schools

A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.

Oh you go to University of Toronto Schools, that’s unfortunate.

by bruhidekkk June 20, 2023

Toronto Mudflap

When you put on a muzzle and have someone shove shit in your mouth and pour maple syrup on top of it.

Muzz met someone online and gave him a Toronto Mudflap.

by UnicornsRock July 1, 2023

Toronto

pretty nice place. we have a lot of tim hortons.

"Hey man, I just came back from Toronto!"

"Oh, cool."

TWO WEEKS LATER

"Remember that time I went to Toronto?"

"Heheh, yeah."

by Itsnotahandle November 27, 2018