Hopeful Toast

Toast made in the microwave, typically by depressed college students

"Are you making Hopeful Toastagain?"
"Ya I hate myself"

by Miz4962 January 8, 2017

Juicy Toast

Combining a perfectly toasted slice of bread with a generous serving of butter so it fills up the hundreds of tiny craters on the breads surface.

"Our favorite part about visiting Rene was seeing her smile, and eating her famous Juicy Toast."

by iamaewok June 6, 2019

bitch toast

when you want to take the term bitch to a higher level

Krump it bitch toast!

by argueable February 12, 2012

toasted owl

When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.

Sara was so trashed last night that she did a toasted owl in the ladies bathroom.

by Eggroid October 21, 2019

posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.

yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.

by cup of choco February 21, 2013

post toasted

To be so high that you surpass toasted and become post toasted.

After that blunt, i was post toasted!

by farmer1069 March 2, 2009

Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 20, 2009