The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.
by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025

Wow, people really don't like that Trump Musk smell in their house. Who would have thought it could be so noxious.
by No Hemingway February 13, 2025

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old
Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream
by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025

“Musking” is an informal, often derogatory term referring to the act of making bold, outlandish, or exaggerated claims without providing concrete details, evidence, or a clear path to execution. The term is inspired by Elon Musk, who is known for ambitious promises in areas like space travel, artificial intelligence, and transportation, some of which materialize while others remain speculative or delayed.
It is commonly used in discussions about business, tech leadership, and corporate communications to describe when leaders or companies make grandiose statements to generate hype, attract investment, or maintain public interest without substantive follow-through.
It is commonly used in discussions about business, tech leadership, and corporate communications to describe when leaders or companies make grandiose statements to generate hype, attract investment, or maintain public interest without substantive follow-through.
“The CEO was totally musking during the investor call, promising a revolutionary product launch next year without offering any details on how it would actually work.”
by Bigballz2025 February 16, 2025

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.
Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".
Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".
"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021

/məsk/
verb: musk; 3rd person present: musks; past tense: musked; past participle: musked; gerund or present participle: musking
1. to take a good thing and ruin it without displeasure or care for those it affects
2. to continually sell promises which don't materialize
verb: musk; 3rd person present: musks; past tense: musked; past participle: musked; gerund or present participle: musking
1. to take a good thing and ruin it without displeasure or care for those it affects
2. to continually sell promises which don't materialize
1. "The Titanic was fine until the Captain musked its fate by heading further south and collided with an iceburg"
2. "Jan keeps talking and musking her mom to get the keys to the car, but the mom won't forget the last 4 instances she hit a tree"
2. "Jan keeps talking and musking her mom to get the keys to the car, but the mom won't forget the last 4 instances she hit a tree"
by The Monger of Fishes December 21, 2022
