Whiskey Dreamtime

The people, events and places encountered while blacked out drunk. One can discover bits and pieces of time spent in whiskey dreamtime, but never truly remember their visit.
I was completely in whiskey dreamtime on Saturday night. I think we may have gone downtown, but I'm not sure. I woke up covered in scratches and with an Italian banknote in my pocket. What the hell?
by Philly Peef July 14, 2011
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Magic Whiskey

n. A lone shot of whiskey that completely inebriates the drinker without need for more alcohol. Typically effects the underage and those that can't hold their liquor.
In some cases, the drinker will comment on how the solitary shot felt going down to great detail. (heat, spicy flavor, etc.)
"Denise won't shut up about that Magic Whiskey shot she just took. Get over it, it's just JD!"
by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008
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Whiskey Breakfast

A Whiskey Breakfast is when you wake up from a night of drinking and continue drinking to beat the hangover. They can occur at home as soon as you drag yourself and the girl from the night before out of bed, or even at a restaurant.

The best way to honor a Whiskey Breakfast is to run around waking everyone up at a frat house Saturday morning and begin drinking games. If it is late enough, Whiskey Breakfasts are perfect with some delivery pizza.
Get your asses out of bed its time to start the party again! Everyone is having a Whiskey Breakfast and someone is cooking biscuits and gravy!
by maggielvr970 October 01, 2012
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whiskey pete

A beer bellied man who looks at shemale porn. Commonly known for their greasy black mullet and willingness to play with big busty trannys.
Damn it Whiskey Pete get your greasy mullet and shemale porn out of my face.
by bonbonformonomon November 29, 2009
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whiskey dick

The worst thing to ever happen. Common occurence when a guy has to get plowed before he will talk to a girl, then it gets to then end of the night, and his hard work is about to pay off. BUT NO!!!! Sometimes possible to still perform but weakly.
I go to fuck Kim last night, totally wasted, and I got whiskey dick. I still pounded her though.
by The Pstives March 27, 2005
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Whiskey Mike

Military phonetic alphabet for the letter W and the letter M. When together, they are an acronym for Walking Mattress. A Walking Mattress generally refers to any female soldier who is a slut and will drop her panties for anyone.

Very common overseas in combat zones. This is due to the fact that after several weeks of separation from normal pretty women, ugly and otherwise nasty female service members somehow become attractive. They will never receive as much attention as they will while deployed, so naturally, its easy to get them in bed. Thus they become a Walking Mattress.

The unfortunate and sad part about this, is that once they return stateside, they will be ugly again, but their reputation and habits seem to follow them back. Likewise, they will continue to be a Walking Mattress on post or in the barracks.

It is not uncommon for them to be found wearing make up in a combat zone.
Soldier 1: "I need to get my dick wet soon, I can't take much more of this!"

Soldier 2: "Seriously, we've been in country for 3 weeks, chill."

Soldier 1: "I'm gonna head over to the motor pool and track down a Whiskey Mike."

Soldier 2: "I have a better idea. Rather than risking your dick rotting off, lets head over to the Air Force chow hall and see what the number one vajean situation is over there."

Soldier 1: "Thanks for having my back."
by elwoodblues85 August 04, 2010
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whiskey tits

Male gynecomastia (enlarged breasts), aka “moobs,” caused by estrogen from the wooden casks in which whiskey is aged.
If you're a casked-liquor drinker, may want to switch to something non-wooded (eg. move from scotch to vodka). Estrogen from the wood has been known to cause whiskey tits.
by Patrick3000 October 09, 2010
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