shark tanking

When you ask a friend if he is in or out, he gives you a long and unnecessary reason why he's out.

Dude 1: You coming with us man??
Dude 2: I have to see my PO then run to the store and I have some projects to work on around the house...
Dude 1: Quit shark tanking me, are you IN OR OUT??!!
Dude 2: ...and for that reason, I'm out.

by kejo66 October 25, 2014

shark tanking

Two stick hand in vagina, and cause blood then to drink the blood like a shark

booty shark tanking

by Molions January 26, 2014

tanking

to perform fellatio.

im tanking my boyfriend tonight!

by imapriest April 13, 2009

Tanking

When its a race to get to the bathroom after your stomach has been hurting so bad and taking the biggest shit possible.

Dude: O MY GOD IM GOING TO TANK !!!!
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....

by Mark-Shadows October 30, 2009

thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech

"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"

by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010

thinking money

showing good sense and/or remarkable cleverness. Inversely, if one shows poor judgment and/or lack of cleverness, they are "not thinking money."

Dave: "Hey, man, instead going to the bar to meet chicks, let's throw a house party and tell our friends to invite everyone they know!"

Ken: "NOW you're thinking money!"

-OR-

Dave: "Why haven't car companies invented hovercars yet?"

Ken: "Who knows, dude? They're obviously not thinking money."

by T Intel September 10, 2010

Thinking space

1. The time between someoneUnder the influence of Weed

remains idle tillHe/she makes an announcement of an abifiny

Man.1 mike has been sitting there for the past hour
Since he got high. It's starting to scare me

Man.2 He must have a really good idear since he needed all that thinking space.

by Tom peps December 7, 2010