Vapour Therapy

Used if you have a split personality disorder, bipolar or erectile dysfunction.

Women will be able to fake orgasms after undergoing therapy.

I was about to put my dyslexic bipolar gay son up for adoption; the priest offered vapour therapy which cured his disease.

by feminazi_flamingo69 January 7, 2018

therapy buddy

The person (opposite gender) that you go to with all issues/worries you have, especially concerning those of the same sex as your therapy buddy, they always know what to say, and how to solve your problems.

When (name) asked me out, i had to text my therapy buddy right away, I had no idea what to do

My therapy buddy is so great, I don't know what I'd do without him

by FlabberDabberFulscreen September 27, 2017

sticker therapy

when you have a rough day and you know there's only one way for proper release of bodily tension

"aye wassup- you tryna be sum?" one of my hoes beckoned to me. "nah imma stay single," I said. that stressed me out. to calm the FUCK down, I turn to sticker therapy. be an addict with me.

by adamsandler1 October 1, 2017

therapy god

one whose therapy level is over nine thousand.

yo did you see Ian yesterday he comforted Abby so good that she was screaming therapy god.

by The_hokage July 15, 2017

Nazi Electroshock Therapy

Otherwise known as NET; the act of converting a Nazi and/or Neo-Nazi into a respectable member of modern society.

Had to perform Nazi Electroshock Therapy on Klaus last night; he said some racy stuff about my Jewish banker Clyde.

by FallenDanish October 31, 2017

therapy dude

A super-cool male human (usually fairly young --- i.e., between the ages of mid-teens through late 20's --- but can be any age) who either already possesses exceptional tolerance/awareness/understanding/sympathy regarding the more-well-known physical/mental/emotional infirmities and "meltdown triggers" experienced by his fellow humans, or has caringly volunteered to take special training to familiarize himself with such matters; he is therefore qualified --- similar to a therapy dog, cat, horse, bird, or other friendly-natured pet --- to accompany one or more distress-sufferers (usually a similar-aged male, but again, the assistance-receiver can be any age or gender) during particularly stressful everyday tasks and/or errands, and provide nurturing soothing companionship to said sufferers and thus make their lives significantly more palatable. And of course, female equivalents of this admirable caregiver --- known as "therapy chicks" --- also exist; they, too, can be of any age, and provide warm-hearted accompaniment and supplementary assistance to fellow humans of any age or gender.

Therapy dudes sometimes have a very difficult/stressful job, but somebody has to do it. Hats off to them.

by QuacksO May 11, 2018

Nibir therapi

Remove someone from messenger group for unwanted message.

Need a nibir therapi again.

by tpial February 9, 2018