Stretch

A long distance.

Billy: Want to walk to the store with me?
Kyle: Nah yo, that's a stretch.

by Junior's World January 25, 2017

Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus

after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after

by RdRocket September 14, 2018

Stretching rope

a long rope used to stretch men before they engage in sexual activities with each other

the two men used a stretching rope before they resumed their daily "activities"

by ohyeahmotherefffer October 21, 2010

Stretch Limo

It's an expansion on the minivan (2 in front; 5 in back) to be 2 in front 10 in back. When a girl has 2 fingers in her vagina and then two fists in her ass.

Did you see that chick in a stretch limo? Yeah, definitely needed a lube job.

by ksoze720 June 1, 2019

septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.

Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.

by QuacksO June 1, 2021

Stretch Ooh Ooh Ooh

A brainrot term

It's time to stretch ooh ooh ooh!

by sanxrio June 25, 2025

Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".

"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"

by Burzonic July 21, 2016