crushed starfish

the anus, bunghole

yo, I had my thumb rubbin' on her crushed starfish.

by Lemur47 October 20, 2003

broke starfish

A woman who brings nothing to the table and expects to be treated like a queen. No job, lazy sex. A drain on a good man.

I could have been CEO by now, if I hadn’t wasted so much time with that broke starfish.

by Saahmei November 15, 2020

Country starfish

When the guy is too tired to participate in sex so he becomes the starfish and the girl rides him cowgirl style.

Dude, I was so tired last night but we still managed a country starfish.

by Dclo October 11, 2015

printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.

Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.

by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014

Ima starfish

You have enough dick for all these ho's

Jack: how much ho's in this bar
Ethan: idk but ima starfish

by Yung mastemo July 1, 2018

mocha starfish

Mocha starfish- a) a nutty and chocolatey frappe with extra whip and a sugar rim,
Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John

That common thinks a Mocha starfish is from the coffee house, but Big John is about to show her how to rock down on her mocha starfish.

by Skygirl130 January 26, 2018

Starfish Blowout

Having so much diarrhea that you get a chafed anus. An extremely sore anus.

I had a starfish blowout this morning because I ate too much taco bell last night.

by Headreelhigh September 12, 2016