jonah 12

What a thief does to a picture of your wife in the middle of the day

Your mom just Jonah 12'd in my ass.

by ballsacks420 July 25, 2023

jonah rivera

A big ole sweetheart. Ability to survive and fix anything. Biggest heart in the world. Always fighting for the underdog. He was was lost but he was finding it again. Bright light in this dark world....snuffed out to soon

Man you are such a Jonah Rivera

by Ethel Jean February 18, 2018

Jonah Lavine

Jonah is an interesting character he likes to do handstands while showing off his 2 inch pinch. He loves to seduce men on a Friday night when its boys night.

Why are you acting like a “Jonah Lavine hot Cheeto mozzarella sticks dragon v2?”

by BBLslayer2 December 01, 2023

jonah pridman

A wart on your dick that only happens when you dick is smaller than 3 inches

Man I've got a Jonah pridman I've gotta go see the doctor

by Noah budaii October 07, 2017

Pulling a Jonah

When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier

“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now”

by CombatantCarlton March 06, 2024

Jonah

A tall skinny guy who likes to rizz up thick gay guys. This guy will not man up and let the thick man stack donuts on it.

Your being such a fucking Jonah!

by bigdaddy0909 March 16, 2024

Jonah

An enjoyer of lemons

Isn't that jonah? wow that guy sure like delicious, juicy lemons

by Josef Mama January 14, 2022