breaking bald

breaking bad but all the fucking characters are slowly going bald and dying

“have you seen breaking bald?”
“you mean breaking bad..?”
“no,breaking bald.”

by LyonIsOffline July 7, 2022

Break Moons

A term for freaking out. Like "Flip Shit"

"I'm gonna break moons on that ass!" (I'm gonna flip shit on that ass)
"Imma 'bout to BREAK MOONS!" (I'm going to flip shit/I'm going to freak out)

by BreakAMoonSaveAHoe January 8, 2018

Breaking the ice

The act of risking your life for the sake of one stupid, horribly delivered pickup line.

*goes skating on frozen lake*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*

You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"

*silence*

Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"

*you both fucking die*

by breadakita February 10, 2021

Thanksgiving break

Freedom for 11 days

WOooo it's thanksgiving brEak

by DudeBroKowski November 18, 2021

break the porcelain

When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.

"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"

"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."

by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017

Shake Break

To maneuver life opportunities, situations, and circumstances to achieve maximum optimal results

I gotta get out here and Shake Break to make something happen

by Shake Break March 2, 2020

Break a stick

To wish your favourite NHL team a good luck

Break a stick Canucks!! Go and kick Blackhawks ass !!

by Emmett M. May 9, 2011