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Lot Wizard

A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly before he begins to owe the local Dunkin Donuts manager money for drugs. He is like a pimp of the wild wild west strip mall convenience scene.

Origin: The modern day lot wizard originated at a unknown time in American history around the start of the trucker profession. He was used as the middle man in the sale of "adult service" to the homesick and exhausted drivers. He has since moved his trade of work to strip malls or really any parking lot where he isn't recognized and forced to leave by store owners.
Lot Wizard: being defined as...A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly.

If you're really looking for that blo n go, catch Merlin, that homeboy behind the Flying J. The wizard lives.

Ay ,you remember that Lot Wizard from last summer? He's got a new terrarium lined up of lizzies and they are fiendin for some TasteeTreats.
by baby j September 2, 2019
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Merlin Wizard

Someone is a Merlin Wizard when they pretend to understand an inside joke.
Did you see Nick laughing at our inside joke?
Yeah, he's such a Merlin Wizard.
by Mgoo February 14, 2022
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vape wizard

A vape wizard being defined as someone who has far greater potential of a vape god.
by LilVG October 26, 2017
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Meme Wizard

A master at crafting and creating memes of the utmost of quality. Easily passes any meme status of the Straw queen.
that man is no mere memer, he is....... THE MEME WIZARD.
by minibake September 10, 2018
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Spamming wizard

A person using some form of social media (more so Skype), to intentionally bug, harass, or just simply entertain someone by posting exceptionally large amounts of images from scrolling the internet.
Damn it, some spamming wizard has hacked my bloody Snapchat and spammed all these pics.
by DuTcH DoG April 21, 2018
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Sex Wizard

The sex wizard is the archmage of the magicians of intercourse, a rather unknown religion. He advises he's inferior servants, his Sex mages, in his ten commandments of the sex wizard.
by WilliamTheSexMage September 25, 2023
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Pussy Wizard

A good looking man that ends up fucking whichever chick he sets his mind to no matter what the odds. Often the asshole of your friends. Most groups of friends will have a Pussy Wizard among them, as every group has an asshole.
she does hate him, but did that ever stop a pussy wizard like Robby.
by Pussy Wizard November 22, 2010
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