"I can't believe that the government would legalize pot!"
-Chris
"Ya ya what ever, just don't say that near Julian, he's a weed warrior"
-Brooks
-Chris
"Ya ya what ever, just don't say that near Julian, he's a weed warrior"
-Brooks
by School Stoner October 2, 2010

A runner who struggles on uphill terrain an even flat terrain, but sprints at high speeds upon hitting a downhill area. Downhill warriors are generally looked down upon by coaches and other runners, and it is customary to chant "Downhill warriors!" followed by five claps upon getting passed by one. As downhill sprinting can be tough on the joints, the practice is also medically discouraged.
I got passed by a downhill warrior on the first slope, but wound up passing him once he slwed down at the bottom.
by Teh Rote August 5, 2008

A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.
The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.
by Wharfg October 16, 2013

by AFrica May 27, 2015

My kitchen warrior doesn't need a license because there is no road between my bedroom and the kitchen!
by Tyyreed66 October 31, 2017

by 10bands.com March 21, 2017

by yummymummytulpa June 15, 2018
