Horny shoes

Shoes that make you run up to someone and hump them from behind

I hate these horny shoes! I will never wear them again!

by Post-it mug June 18, 2016

Sitting Shoes

noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)

Hello, sitting shoes are meant for sitting and not walking 15 blocks in.

by iscabbile August 18, 2009

wonky shoes

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.

Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)

by hotgirlfriendofcole May 5, 2022

cough on the shoe

If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician

(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”

by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019

deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 7, 2008

Shrub shoes

The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !

Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?

It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !

by Kaldrow July 9, 2019

baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021