Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.
Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.
Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
by scum-fu January 2, 2023
Get the scum-fumug. A city made by Quwack and made for the soul purpose to make edgy and funny memes. If you want to visit scum city you must subscribe to Quwack and scumbxg and you must delete pixel gun 3D aka a toxic game where the devs don’t give a shit about anything and release cancerous weapons to get easy money.
Please join scum city for funny and edgy memes we don’t want to have anything to do with pixel gun. Seriously delete it it sucks
by Scum cities Professor November 20, 2020
Get the Scum Citymug. Noun/Adjective/Pronoun, the use of this word are endless. Basically someone/something/description of the worse kind of scum imaginable. Worse than the old shit stain around your toilet bowl that has been encrusted over by multiple shits. Calling someone a fuck head is a compliment compared to calling someone this word. The leftover dried up crusty cum.
"You are a dipshit, bitach ass, dick head, ding bat, doofus looking, dingus, fuck face, cock squeezer."
"Oh, so you're saying i'm a dick scum?"
"Oh, so you're saying i'm a dick scum?"
by BevinBates September 19, 2019
Get the Dick Scummug. by Gwaybee February 27, 2021
Get the Scum of the earthmug. A person with too much time on their hands, along with a ton if grease. Isn't keen on charity work, mostly just likes to watch Netflix and easy pizza rolls.
by Thatone_guy May 3, 2018
Get the scum willardmug. Trailer Trash #1:Shit... that fucker doesn't even talk or try to see his kids. I got 5 kids all from different bitches and I see them.
Trailer Trash #2: Yea. That's scum trashiness.
an he don't even pretend he payin fo' any o' thier shit...I gives my kids momma's a $20 now an then.
Trailer Trash #3: What a fuckershmuck.
Trailer Trash #2: Yea. That's scum trashiness.
an he don't even pretend he payin fo' any o' thier shit...I gives my kids momma's a $20 now an then.
Trailer Trash #3: What a fuckershmuck.
by chilie* November 10, 2010
Get the scum trashinessmug. by NuggerEmperorTheDick February 17, 2018
Get the Trying To Scummug.