by doctor greens May 05, 2007
Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.
Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.
Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
by scum-fu January 02, 2023
A person with too much time on their hands, along with a ton if grease. Isn't keen on charity work, mostly just likes to watch Netflix and easy pizza rolls.
by Thatone_guy January 18, 2018
A desparate person in a night club who hasn't pulled by the end of the night and is attempting to pull a troll to take home.
by SludgeMan January 23, 2013
A worthless, non respectable human being. One might say “a shitty” person. Can be described as an ignorant person from California, Calabases to be more specific.
by Fieldsgoodchicken November 10, 2020
Climbing term, the act of sqaushing the toe bit of your foot in to whatever space is available to progress through the route
by oj roines January 27, 2020
by Gwaybee February 27, 2021