1. An archaic term (preceeded by a number) to indicate the amount of beer one would need to consume prior to engaging in an carnal relationship with a given target.
The term is derived from the number of Budweisers (Buds) needed to overlook any obvious physical deficiencies.
2. Justification of self-induced beer-goggling.
The term is derived from the number of Budweisers (Buds) needed to overlook any obvious physical deficiencies.
2. Justification of self-induced beer-goggling.
1. Mr. White: Check her out man.
Mr. Blue: Nah. She's about a 6 on the Bud scale.
2. Mr. White: She looking a bit rugged
Mr. Blue: Ten says she's only a 3 on the Bud scale.
Mr. Blue: Nah. She's about a 6 on the Bud scale.
2. Mr. White: She looking a bit rugged
Mr. Blue: Ten says she's only a 3 on the Bud scale.
by Chumbucket August 31, 2008
Get the Bud scalemug. the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:
10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )
10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )
corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"
danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."
jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"
danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."
jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"
by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008
Get the purty scalemug. Evolving from the binary scale for rating females, the trinary scale attempts to incorporate the influence of alcohol on the binary scale. For example, instead of the usual 0 = won't bang and 1 = will bang, the trinary scale goes from 0 to 2, where 0 = never bang, 1 = will bang drunk, and 2 = will bang anytime
Jack: Dude, I saw this girl in class who was a legit 2 on the trinary scale
Sam: Whatever dude all you bang are 0's anyway
Sam: Whatever dude all you bang are 0's anyway
by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015
Get the Trinary Scalemug. A simple yet sophisticated scale for measuring the opposite sex. Designed and made popular by the BCE.
0: Used to describe someone who you would never have sex with.
1: Used to describe someone who you would have sex with but wouldn't tell anyone or someone you would have sex with while drunk.
2: You'd definitely give 'em the business.
0: Used to describe someone who you would never have sex with.
1: Used to describe someone who you would have sex with but wouldn't tell anyone or someone you would have sex with while drunk.
2: You'd definitely give 'em the business.
by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar February 13, 2010
Get the The 0,1,2 Scalemug. On a scale from 1-10,1 being the worst, 10 being the highest. How hot and good someone is during sexual intercourse.
by LeahNicole April 6, 2009
Get the Sexness Scalemug. Jack's skinny dip turned for the better when he impaled a fish and began to recieve a scalely delight.
by rebel13459 October 1, 2007
Get the Scalely Delightmug. a scale represented by Failions that measures fail in all matters applied
note: failions can go into negative, as well as be represented by the metric system's notations (kili, mega, giga, et cetera)
note: failions can go into negative, as well as be represented by the metric system's notations (kili, mega, giga, et cetera)
Person 1: "How would you grade The Happening on the fail scale?"
Person 2: "About 3.5 kilifailions, what about you?"
Person 1: "I actually liked it, I'd say -7 failions."
Person 2: "You just earned a gigafailion, good job."
Person 2: "About 3.5 kilifailions, what about you?"
Person 1: "I actually liked it, I'd say -7 failions."
Person 2: "You just earned a gigafailion, good job."
by iNhibotor March 20, 2009
Get the fail scalemug.