Sad Hat

The instance when your dick is trying to enter a busted up vagina and the flabby labia fold in on the vaginal entrance so your dick can't get in but is just hanging out wearing a "sad hat" of floppy pussy folds.

Last night I was hanging with that ho Jessica and when we tried to have sex, I couldn't get my dick in her pussy cuz those nasty meat curtains just folded up on my dick like a sad hat.

by Taintamount December 2, 2016

sad shit

When there something that’s depressing or sad and you don’t know what to say or the situation is complex.

Dam your phone died and u bored sad shit.
You jus caught Corona dam that’s sad shit.

by Sadshit March 17, 2020

Sad Day

A term used when something is not going the way you want it to.

"Someone ate all the ice cream...sad day..."

by Mich Hawaii May 10, 2006

Sad Day

When you are in the middle of class, and your phone falls out of you pocket and makes a load noise

person one: Drops phone

person two: Sad day

by BlueStripes March 15, 2019

Sad Cum

When you masturbate to some shitty porn so when you ejaculate your cum leaks out, instead of shooting out, as if your penis is crying at how bad your taste is.

I watched some pretty bad porn today and had a sad cum, man I wish it would shoot out like it used to.

by Spaz69 October 22, 2014

Strong Sad

A brother to Strong Bad and Strong Mad, and a character who goes along with the famous Homestar Runner. Has elephant feet, a spheric body, and is gray. Also has very good penmanship.

"... on FM radio! Don't you ever make me do that again!" -Strong Sad

by Veronica January 5, 2005

sad food

food that is really bad or pathetic that you eat anyway because you're sad

cold toast, that's my favorite sad food

by yeezywhat'sgood June 6, 2017