old balls

a term describing people or things that are old, whether in a chronological sense or in theory. The connotation can be cast either good or bad light... but it's mostly bad. It's usually used to describe grumpy old people but it can also describe some events and social climates.

I had breakfast at Bob Evans, the ratio of old balls to other people there is about 12:1.

by porch punk November 27, 2011

Old Slabsides

The affectionate nickname given to the 1911 pistol, owing to the slab-type grip panels.

That fucking banger keeps it up, he's gonna get a lecture form old slabsides.

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

old sparky

n. Nickname for the electric chair, particularly that in the state of Florida.

"Any nigga that pop a cap on a cop gonna take a one-way ride on Old Sparky."

by Carl Willis December 1, 2004

old school

from back in the day

Alphonse was feelin the old school hiphop flavas

by Ed April 28, 2003

old hag

old fat ugly woman, can be a witch, most of the time is. sometimes has a horribly lazy eye and cant hear worth crap.

me:hey fucktardjoo mama is an old hag

you: wahhhhhh! i want my mama!

by mackzy October 23, 2004

old boy

positive term of address used to connote respect, wisdom and experience in a person, usually male who appears youthful

"What's goin' on old boy?"

by thickduff December 21, 2004

old saw

A saying that is an old standby phrase (to the point of being a cliche) but still rings true.

I always groan when my mother trots out the old saw "You get what you pay for."

by SJ Alexander April 12, 2004