Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

Bean nonce

pure nonce who prefers kfc beans over kfc gravy

K.C is such a bean nonce don’t understand how she likes KFC beans over Gravy dutty behaviour

by big frank g March 6, 2021

thunder nonce

abslute weaponn of a paedophile. thunderous in his treachary.

"Oh man! he is a thunder nonce"

by chicken on my chicken March 20, 2023

Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.

Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 10, 2022

Nonce juice

Combination of orange juice from concentrate and water. Most often used by ugly old men with gout.

“Why is Steve drinking nonce juice?”

“He’s preparing for when he goes to prison”

by Youareugly2020 May 4, 2020

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017