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mud volleyball

(muhd-vol-ee-bawl): verb - a sexual act in which the male poops out his poop into his female counterparts anus and as he inserts his penis in to her porkpit over and over again his balls will smack his own poop that is now in and around her anus thus creating mud volleyball.
1. Hey girl... trying to play some mud volleyball? I've got the poo if you have the butthole.
2. The other day my girlfriend and I were playing mud volleyball and I got feces all over the inside of my thighs.
by JohnnyBanger May 28, 2009
mugGet the mud volleyballmug.

MUD PACK

It's what happens when you get your asshole invaded.
If you got fucked in your ass then you got your mud packed. The person that hit you in your shitter spitter is a mud packer.
by BIG V AKA VOODOO November 12, 2007
mugGet the MUD PACKmug.

Mud Butt

The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.
Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.
by Joe mosler September 23, 2009
mugGet the Mud Buttmug.

Mud money

Money earned in the concrete industry
Rise and shine, gotta make some mud money today.
by Concrete_Syndicate January 13, 2019
mugGet the Mud moneymug.

Mud dragon

I just laid a mud dragon in your bathroom
by Tony DANZA February 24, 2015
mugGet the Mud dragonmug.

mud facial

when you pin someone down and shit on their face
jake made me so mf angry so i gave him a mud facial
by imasniffer July 8, 2019
mugGet the mud facialmug.

Mud pusher

Some one that Does homosexual things
Justin is a mud pusher he snapped tony a pic with his shirt of with a kissy face
by Leak Leak 🐊🏖 March 14, 2017
mugGet the Mud pushermug.

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