balloon knot

blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum
show me your balloon knot
by plumit April 30, 2009
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knot hole

The condition when a woman's pubic hair is so mismanaged and overgrown that the knotted hair prevents entry.
Her pubic hair was so overgrown, I couldn't get in - I was cock blocked by the knot hole.
by wtai June 13, 2010
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tag knot

a lump of hair attached to your arse matted up with shit tissue and fluf that is pulled off
by depressed emo June 06, 2007
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top knot

1. the upper part of the body, joined to the trunk by the neck.
2. in some it contains the brain, but various specimens have been found to be lacking this.
Hey! Watch yer top knot, that branch is low.
by kellymncole March 23, 2008
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Balloon Knot

Pulling out and leaving the condom in the booty hole while clenching therefore creating the “Balloon Knot”
Guy 1: what did you guys get up to last night?
Guy 2: ay yo, I balloon knotted my girl
by thErealCooleditor July 08, 2019
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Balloon Knot

Last night I chewed on Sandra's Balloon Knot so long I think she had a seizure.
by thedickfacedwonder February 21, 2018
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Chastity Knot

Also known as a chastity pretzel, the chastity knot is a form of sterilization in which the penis is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have sex. It is commonly practiced in African tribes and isolated Jewish communities. This somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. The penis may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the penis falling off. In addition, if the person with a chastity knot obtains a boner it will result in death.
Jewish mother: Oy vey! I caught my son kissing a girl the other day, I think I may have to administer a chastity knot!
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
by Jewbagel Supreme February 28, 2013
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