A blowjob. Named after American political pundit Charlie Kirk and his assassination, it is a play on the already existing slang "neck," which is the part of his body which was struck by a bullet.
Friend: "Bro where were you after the party?"
Me: "My fault bro, this fine shit I met was givin me Kirk in the basement."
Me: "My fault bro, this fine shit I met was givin me Kirk in the basement."
by kirkcobain November 6, 2025
Get the Kirkmug. by Shadowknite October 7, 2016
Get the Kirk mimimug. by moshpitt September 20, 2025
Get the throwing kirkmug. to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis
Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
Get the captain kirkingmug. I know political violence is unacceptable but I see no reason to have a Circle Kirk. The guy did nothing with his adult life but sow division and grift people out of their money backing his organization.
by hel112570 September 22, 2025
Get the Circle Kirkmug. The male version of a Karen. A male person who uses his privelige, economic status or ethnicity to demand their way. They view all others beneath them and feel they deserve special treatment. Often discovered through alcohol consumption.
That guy at table 7 wants 7 lemons in his water and snaps when he wants service. The guy is a total Kirk.
by Tonylum February 24, 2023
Get the Kirkmug. “You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”
“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”
“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”
by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug.