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chinese hamster

The chinese hamster is often mistaken for the lesser-known Barnaby Thorold. It often burrows underground to facetime whilst in hybernation and only makes an appearance for chazzle or when forced out of its burrow for a 6:30 practice session. Although the chinese hamster is a monogamous species with one life long mate it seems to spend most of its time alone resembling death. It is currently endangered due to the manifestation of increasingly large spots between there eyes.
A chinese hamster just failed Astronomy 001
by Water buffalo 2 May 11, 2017
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Dirt Hamster

One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.
Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.
by Salt001 May 9, 2013
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Hamster Squeaking

When two Hamsters doing sexually related actions in a caged enclosure but to other objects.
Willis and Amy put their Hamsters in the cage together, but they were both Hamster Squeaking the wheel.
by MoniWhoa January 5, 2010
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punching the hamster

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out
by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012
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chase the hamster

Very Animal-Crossing-NH-like phrase that means masturbation.
Created by Twitch Streamer and Youtuber Monika, aka Shaperka
by averybigfan June 18, 2020
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RSS Hamster

The word for T1 level Bike troops in the mobile game the Grand Mafia. Those little guys run around so fast on the map! They're like little hamsters just racing around, gathering rss...
Do you have any RSS Hamsters free? They killed all my RSS Hamsters
by Crossie November 11, 2022
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Frosted Hamster

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth enough the expand her cheeks, i.e. like a hamster.
Sarah has blue balled James for so long, that when she got him off, he made her into a frosted hamster.
by Moist_Boi March 5, 2017
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